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Nco Demotivational Poster


THE 90S - You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't complete retards back then.


TAGS: looney tunes is the uncontested king
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

forseti - April 6, 2010, 5:49 am
But I for myself only didn't imitate these actions because they were made by professional stuntanimals!
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 12:43 am
No, you're not dead.... and only because of those giant springs you tied to your feet!
pieman - April 6, 2010, 12:37 am
d*** it Aggy. Quit giving away my secrets. That umbrella was pretty sturdy looking, and I'm not dead yet.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 10:28 pm
Any kid or parent who requires a warning before this cartoon has a child that... let's face it... was going to die from stupidity anyhow... probably from leaping off a building Mary Poppins style.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:27 pm
I was being facetious.
MrBlack - April 5, 2010, 10:23 pm
I'm aware of that fact; my mother watched reruns of it when she was a child.
Claire - April 5, 2010, 10:08 pm
Actually, it's BECAUSE of us that we need those warnings. (Psst.. that cartoon was around well before the nineties..)


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am
i am too :) lol


USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.




CINCO DE MAYO - I don't get it?


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:14 am
Good one, five stars.
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:17 am
Why don't you look at us when you're submitting posters?
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:16 am
You gotta take a look at posters once in awhile... this is a motivational poster site, not a cum dumpster. Please at least stick around, look at us, communicate, etc... we mean more to you, right? Not just somewhere to drop a load of posters, then leave?
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:57 am
I'll 5 bomb yours from school when I get the chance...
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:56 am
Now I'm gonna get bombed:(
thatonechick - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Sorry... I'll go to my room. :(
Cubbybear - May 6, 2010, 12:54 am
Yup...!!!
agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 12:50 am
Where have I seen this before? Three posters ago!!!


PARENTING - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)


ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same d***ed poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by freddyfoxtrot

Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


Superbowl -


TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by mrdjones

calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.


TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way


TAGS: freud teachers funny baseball unconscious
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Kane

Paul Barfoot - June 21, 2008, 4:38 pm
We really do.


MERCY - I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. - Abraham Lincoln




incoming -


TAGS: incoming
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 10:06 am
...And they wonder why we're apprehensive about allowing them to handle nuclear power.


DR. HOUSE - He can't believe how stupid and incompetent everyone else is.


TAGS: drhouse stupid incompetent
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

house - July 26, 2011, 7:44 am
Its a by-product of having a 140+ IQ.......I know how he feels
forseti - July 26, 2011, 5:14 am
same with me with some motifakers...


TONIGHT'S TOP STORY - Francisco Franco is still dead!


TAGS: francisco franco snl chevy chase dictators
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by okami

GySgt1811 - October 15, 2009, 10:34 pm
...and the Pope is still alive...
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:45 pm
and a side note...HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
MO - October 15, 2009, 7:44 pm
Did it hit your funny.....Bone?
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:41 pm
Sometimes the simplest things just make you roll on the floor laughing...This did it for me! 5 Poodles through watering eyes!


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - Does not approve of your shenanigans




CINCO DE MAYO PARTY TIP: - Dress sharp.




AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




FIDDLING -


TAGS: nero rome vancouver hockey riot
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am
Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.
Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm
just saw a news update on the ph**o. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out
Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm
At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too


RANCOR -




LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.


TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

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SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


BRONCOS - Pulling Jeeps out of the mud since 1966!


TAGS: bronco ford muddin 4x4
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by HondaGuy

NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:43 am
Ramcharger: The final word in full-size SUVs. More stable than anything else... Except an H1.
HondaGuy - August 26, 2010, 9:40 am
Sorry RatFink, but I'd rather push a Dodge or a Bronco up hill on ice then drive anything that has a Bowtie anywhere on/in it.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:54 am
f*** the bronco you get a 1974 jeep CJ7 4wd chevrolet 235 inline six that thing will dig out of a hole anywhere
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:19 pm
IDK, I've had both jeeps and a bronco that I would trust to go anywhere


ENCOURAGEMENT -


TAGS: encouragement drugs acholol violence
Rating: 3.84/5

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Faceplant31 - February 1, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME!
Chompers - September 18, 2009, 7:04 pm
Coke and whiskey have never hurt anyone.


TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


INCONVIENIENT TRUTH -




FUTURE MECHA-LINCOLN - Will still take the time to pose for an old time photo


TAGS: future mecha lincoln
Rating: 2.68/5
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 12:05 am
Awesome shop job. Thanks for the new desktop


INCONTINENCE -




HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-




ENCOURAGEMENT - Sometimes when you're down, all it takes is a word of encouragement to pick you up.




ANIMALS -


TAGS: ronnie snow unconditional love is the only good hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

motinet - November 9, 2010, 9:49 am

moderator sign FIXED for good now, I think
culos - November 9, 2010, 9:22 am
After they read the Mo+ Limerick they removed it on purpose.... (#121009)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Hey WTF?.....I thought we got that fixed yesterday.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Mo²² misses his moderator-sign ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
I got stuck with a smiley...all better now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
Fixed....woohoo!
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
What Is It Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Ahhhhhh...avatar hell!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:11 am
mooooo test
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:07 am
wow You Really Are The Biggest Gentleman On Here, You Can Disrespect All you Wnat, We're A Family Here :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:49 am
No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:35 am
Thanks, and haar this is not the hitman monkey pic, ill pm you that one :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:28 am
Hitman Monkey!
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:17 am
Simply perfect.


THE TAX HIKE -


TAGS: income tax preparation alternatives humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - January 5, 2014, 7:52 pm
The motto of the IRS is: "We fund freedom." What have you got against freedom?
demon001 - January 5, 2014, 6:25 pm
Sounds like Ted Kaczynski!!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:06 pm

And the 42 shares has got to be a glitch. Got to be.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 6:05 pm

Well, I just love a man with dishpan hands~~and a beard.
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:15 pm
Holy nepotism, she only has 3 votes but already managed 42 shares Batman! No Robin, I hear that her and rerun are just close friends! You know I'm just kidding right lg? Word has it you're actually kissin' cousins.
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:53 pm

;)
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 3:52 pm

Just think, a 5L would be worth a 5-kazillion L back in 1932...
GaryO - January 5, 2014, 3:33 pm
Good plan
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yep, pretty soon it'll have to be 6L to have any value. Before the hike you'll have to settle for the old 5L.


FOUR SCORE -


TAGS: lincoln lives
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)


HAS SHE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING? -




POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus




SPELLING - Just because it sounds the same Doesn't mean it is the same


TAGS: spelling incorrectly is retarded
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 10, 2012, 12:34 pm
You think that most of these are 'in jest'?? sorry, I'm a bit too slow to catch onto that, would you mind explaining please?
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:18 am

i think mord that most of those are in jest...i mean...i hope they are anyways
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 5:07 am
To be honest, it was the endless thread of crap 'ur, your' instead of 'you're' and 'u' instead of 'you' (and so the list goes on) on these newbies's posters that lead to this. glad you can acquaint to this though XD
mariand - March 9, 2012, 2:05 am
Yeah, I think I know what you mean...lol


JUST LIKE A DROID -


TAGS: force trumps gat sword day would be incomplete without lightsabers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
That kind of stuff is always good to hear. (read) One can't help but feel sorry for the droids, though. lol Swords pwn every modern weapon. I don't know why we keep making missiles.
Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 6:19 pm
Roger Roger 5/5
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:15 am
nice, 5L
palmat - January 9, 2010, 6:48 am
great one B :>
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Thanks, guys. This is how you know droids aren't self-aware. If they were, they'd bust out runnin'.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Nice one Bart, 5 nervous looking droids.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:48 am
Love it!!! 5L


BAD NEWS - when evil black cars suddenly show up in your garage


TAGS: car lincoln continental mark iii evil
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by RnR

Kiwi_again - December 20, 2008, 10:32 pm
Where is that car from?


FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC - McFly! You've got a lot of explaining to do!


TAGS: facebook lincoln funny future
Rating: 4.83/5

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Rudedog - December 11, 2012, 12:38 am
That's funny


REDNECK OLYMPIC BIATHLON - To hell with winning a biathlon gold medal, I'm shooting dinner!




WRONG -


TAGS: wrong fail h** chicks h** cars ulgy incorrect false
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Agent K - July 24, 2009, 8:18 am
EVERYTHING should have h** asian girls.


For The Love Of Money -


TAGS: taxes irs work email incompetence
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 22, 2014, 10:53 pm
LoL...
EmilioDumphque - June 22, 2014, 9:55 pm
The IRS Motto: We Fund Freedom. Got a problem with that?


TYING THE KNOT -


TAGS: unconventional
Rating: 4.75/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 17, 2010, 7:42 pm
Must be holiday time.
Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 10:29 am
5L RL, very nice work on this one. Were you a boy scout?
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2010, 7:06 am
Beautiful work. 5L
Derek - August 17, 2010, 4:19 am
and you put her on a pedestal.


WE SUBMIT TO THE MAJORITY BECAUSE WE HAVE TO. - BUT WE ARE NOT COMPELLED TO CALL OUR ATTITUDE OF SUBJECTION A POSTURE OF RESPECT. - Ambrose Bierce




ARE YOU SURE - no one is following us?


TAGS: that would be inconceivable
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

union - October 10, 2010, 1:51 pm
I just happen to look back, and something is there.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
It's completely and totally inconceivable!


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - The problem with information from the internet is confirming it's validity.




INCOMPETENCE -


TAGS: sand grass barren incompetence
Rating: 3.63/5

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forseti - May 21, 2011, 6:40 am
nice one! 5 prayers


GREAT-GRANDPA PHYDEAUX -




THIS IS -




I'LL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - About encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.


TAGS: about encouraging thinking outside the box
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:24 am
All input is good input, in it's pure form.


MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.


TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


EPIC WHALE - The highest level of fail


TAGS: han**** whale epic fail
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by lightquake

aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:43 pm
OHSHI-
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 4:29 pm
Not Again.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
Can anybody see a bowl of petunias?


CINCO DE MAYO - the standard for high class restaurant in Mexico


TAGS: cinco de mayo
Rating: 2.25/5

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TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


THE MORE THINGS CHANGE - the more they stay the same


TAGS: war lincoln
Rating: 4.78/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 7:20 pm
Can do....wasn't aware it was necessary to do so to make commentaries.
crankyhead - June 25, 2011, 5:27 pm
Spindle, take all politically charged conversations and comments to politifake please.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 12:37 pm
You would not receive such sincerity and honor from a president of the usa today. Our current pres isn't even a legal citizen, and it would be an insult to receive a letter from his office fro such a sad occasion.


THANKS TO FRANK - Estrogen testing is now mandatory for all Canadian girls Hockey teams.


TAGS: test results were inconclusive for bobby the goalie
Rating: 4.33/5

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MO - February 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
Psst!! Frank's on the left....


THE OLD ONES - aren't always the best ones... But they are the ones most likely to smell of urine.


TAGS: old man incontinent
Rating: 3.69/5

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GaryO - July 18, 2012, 6:51 pm
N-I-C-E


CONCOURS D'ELEGANCE -




REASSURANCE -




CINCO DE MAYO - I don't know anything else about Mexico but I don't need anything else to love that country




EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION - It's more of a suggestion than a decree these days




unexpected encounter at a formal dinner -




THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!




INCOMPETANCE -


TAGS: incompetance rocket
Rating: 1.78/5

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agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Albeit, fitting for the poster caption.
Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Hell, I never would have spotted that. I have a new Incompetence poster waiting to go and I just re-checked it to make sure I didn't "ance" it. I didn't, but I did have to check to make sure.
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Ha! Incompentence ...? LOL Worse than me.
SD-619-II - October 19, 2009, 1:06 pm
Ha! Incompetence.
SD-619-II - October 19, 2009, 1:06 pm
Incompentence...


OF ALL THE RIVERS -


TAGS: rio blanco
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

evodmasters - September 23, 2010, 2:06 pm
(she just might remember where she parked)
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:31 pm
(female drivers... pshhh)
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 8:57 am
5 Bogarts


TEMPORARY BUT REGULAR -




LOVE -


TAGS: love unconditional girl monster
Rating: 4.28/5

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Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:36 pm
Brilliantly worded, flawlessly executed...but I can't help but weep for the kids. 5/5


EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - Except Some Things Happen For Worthless Reasons... ... While Others Have No Reason to Suffer Through Them


TAGS: concordia ship reason worthless suffer
Rating: 4.27/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:14 pm
Well Said !


IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."


TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. - No. Really.




VICES -




INCOM' TAX' - The German Version




AIG -




TIM TEBOW - Getting into the "TIM TEBOW" busines, is the problems Don't start until after you sign him. Once you have him, YOU HAVE TO PLAY HIM.




The Boss Of It All -


TAGS: karma boss incompetence humor accident
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:39 pm
LOL


The Man With Two Brains -




Encouragement -




New Neighbors -




Mary Lincoln -




INCONTINENCE - can strike at any time




CUISINART -


TAGS: incognizant parent
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - October 30, 2012, 10:26 am
Well, I’m not following ya Mao…but then, I don’t much follow anyone these days….unless they have a spectacularly formed hind end…of which I seriously doubt you have….right Mao?…Mao?
maoworks2 - October 30, 2012, 8:35 am
NO Drink Sorry In My Hand.
maoworks2 - October 30, 2012, 8:34 am
Ware's the Captain It's 8 AM And Drink In My Hand .
maoworks2 - October 29, 2012, 5:35 pm
I'll Drink But I Don't Want To Go To School.


COMPETENCE -




GIANT ROBO-LINCOLN - The REAL reason why the south lost the Civil War.


TAGS: my friend and i have this long running joke about a robot lincoln
Rating: 4.67/5

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Chrysophase2003 - June 13, 2012, 8:58 pm
Look out for Mecha-Booth!


Distraction -




WHEN I WAS A LAD... - I'm sure I used to pee myself less.


TAGS: old man incontinence
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - June 29, 2012, 8:00 am
Second That !


UNSPUN YARN -


TAGS: i cry uncontrollably whenever i watch cocoon
Rating: 4.47/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:32 pm
Or you could get a lot of helium, lots of balloons and rope, and float your house to Victoria Falls. I mean, it's up to you...


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - That's what the moderator said Let's go have a little chat


TAGS: inconceivable
Rating: 4.21/5

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LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:23 am
Hey...her fault. She should have ***ped out.
funnyman37 - December 22, 2009, 10:28 pm
Of course no one mentions Snuka! He killed his girlfriend and walked. Hence he's not worth mentioning.
LogicDude - December 16, 2009, 6:26 am
So no one mentions Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka? No one? Hello?
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Thx, Ice!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:35 pm
At least someone will date you, Grey.
ICEMAN - December 15, 2009, 11:30 pm
You crack me up Aggy! ;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
I'm gonna date myself here, I saw Andre wrestle Hogan. Hogan had the 22 inch Pythons, but Andre drawfed him at 7'4" 500 lbs
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anyone want a peanut?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
Amsome! Andre must have lifts in his boots. He looks huge. 5Ls
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:07 pm
thanks, its my girlfriend molesting a statue
Airman - December 15, 2009, 6:05 pm
you can take it and do anything you want with it. Your avatar really confuses me.. she's very pretty, but I miss Woot
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:00 pm
this picture is perfect for the thread One L: The Movement. all it needs s a word bubble


THE WINTER OLYMPICS - Let the games begin


TAGS: vancouver
Rating: 4.11/5

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Life begins at incorporation -




AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH -


TAGS: al gore inconvenient truth
Rating: 3.7/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 1:51 pm
Forget about Gore, did you saw the toilet flushing in the sky ?
Lovellama - December 16, 2009, 12:02 pm
Groany groan groan...that was bad Zai lol
Knives - October 21, 2009, 2:58 am
How can anyone hate that movie? The mans a great comedian, movie had me loling the whole time.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:19 pm
Well done. 5 lions with small carbon footprints.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 2:57 pm
Made me laugh. Dammit.


BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.


TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

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know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am
*do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm
I don't have healthcare because I have a ****ty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.


EMPTINESS -


TAGS: unconditional love
Rating: 3.65/5

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agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 2:23 am
Thanks, space
spacedog - November 14, 2009, 2:21 am
And this IS a gooder Ag.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
Both.
temp - October 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
Is it just my warped mind or is this a comment on how greybeards are attracted to young p****?
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am
Beautifully done.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks, moooo.... nothing inspires like emptiness.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
You really are on top of your game today Agster. 5 To everything your warped mind posted today.


TOGETHERNESS -


TAGS: unconditional love
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:48 am
Wow... most of the new motifakes fell serious victim to the Saturday-night/Sunday-morning bombers. My overall just dropped again, too. Gotta love them haters!
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 11:47 am
Rogue "P"!!!! Jeezus, that's awful!
MrRandom - October 18, 2009, 2:19 am
That's definitely an unneeded mental image.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 18, 2009, 2:17 am
"warmpth"? ewwww. it sounds like it's warmth, but sticky.
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:12 am
Oh c'mon! NOT all orphans are evil. Sure, most of them are, but not all of them.
MrRandom - October 18, 2009, 12:41 am
Somehow, that cat is responsible for the kids becoming orphans. They're evil bastards after all.


PREZ POKER -


TAGS: obama lincoln
Rating: 3.46/5

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EVERYBODY - Knows that Lincoln was bon in a log cabin ...but very few know how kickass that log cabin was




VANCOUVER - You'll come for the Winter Olympics, but, after a few hits, forget who won.




THEY ARE SO ABSORBENT - My husband cant tell when they're dirty. In fact, I smacked his butt with a 2 x 4 and it sounded like glass breaking




DEJA VU -


TAGS: deja vu president lincoln obama
Rating: 3.03/5

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WTFO - June 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Always appreciate the mutual respect, Ron. Believe me, that I mourn the loss of my fellow servicemen/women as much as anyone. I just prefer to be on the front lines today than backing off and letting them grow stronger for my children's generation to face
RON - June 25, 2009, 1:05 am
in on the 5000 mark. But do appreciate your posters and point of views...and truths as you see them.
RON - June 25, 2009, 1:04 am
Thanks Mr WTFO on invitation on your offer...lol But still hanging in there with him...just remembering past 8 years, so Obama still trying...still wish he was doing more to get out of the wars though...hate losing men & women everyday...closing i
WTFO - June 5, 2009, 1:38 am
The debt he's creating is going to end up enslaving us to China (the biggest owner of our debt).
nota dumbass - June 4, 2009, 7:32 pm
yeah except lincoln was a REPUBLICAN and actually freed the slaves.. where obama is a democrat.. the group who WANTED the slaves. LOL go figure
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:34 am
Please the man is made outto be something he isnt. He got elected and has never done anyhting to warrent it.
Sil - April 4, 2009, 10:41 am
Why, when his stated purpose and goals of a social and economic reorganization are so diametrically opposed to that which I believe?
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 1:19 am
Not even close.
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:00 am
I don't know, I kind of agree with Cubbybear on this one. I definitely would hate to see that Black widow poster take on a new meaning.
WTFO - February 9, 2009, 2:57 am
Ron, are you kidding me? You're asking folks to give him a chance, yet you prop him up with the likes of Pres Lincoln? This pic is a joke, dude. I expect better from you.
Sean - January 27, 2009, 5:24 pm
Good point, CB. You're so considerate. So please remember to tell President Obama that if he is attending a play called Our American Cousin and he happens to hear someone shout "Sic semper tyrannis!", he d*** well better duck, and duck hard. Bye.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ok I will...just remember what happened to Lincoln
Toussaint - January 27, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'll give him as much support as Bush was given.
Sean - January 27, 2009, 1:00 pm
Great poster.
Screamin Daemon - January 27, 2009, 8:24 am
Well said.


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